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30 Quotes On Coffee

30 Quotes On Coffee

1. The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

 

2. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.-Flash Rosenberg

 

3. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.-Dave Barry

 

4. Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.-Thomas Jefferson

 

5. As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.-Honoré de Balzac

 

6. Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.-David Lynch

 

7. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.-James Mackintosh

 

8. Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.-Unknown Author

 

9. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.-Jerry Seinfeld

 

10. Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.-Benjamin Franklin

 

11. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.-David Letterman

 

12. A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.-Henry Ward Beecher

 

13. Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.-Terry Pratchett

 

14. Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.-Isak Dinesen

 

15. After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.-Diane Ackerman

 

16. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.-Lewis Black

 

17. Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?-Albert Camus

 

18. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee-Clark Gable

 

19. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.-Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

 

20. A morning without coffee is like sleep.-Unknown Author

 

21. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.-Fran Drescher

 

22. Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.-Terri Guillemets

 

23. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.-Rian Aditia

 

24. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?-Cassandra Clare

 

25. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.-Louis May Alcott

 

26. Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?-Justina Chen

 

27. Coffee first. Schemes later.-Leanna Renee Hieber

 

28. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.-Hugh Jackman

 

29. Coffee and love are best when they are hot.-German Proverb

 

30. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.-Unknown Author

 

31. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.” -Anonymous

 

32. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” -Martha Quinn

 

33. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.” -Justina Headley

 

34. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” -Terri Guillemets

 

35. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!” -Anonymous

 

36. “Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.” -Anonymous

 

37. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” -Sir James MacKintosh

 

38. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” -Jerry Seinfeld

 

39. ”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” -Adam Gopnik

 

40. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” -Fran Drescher

 

41. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” -Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

 

42. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.” -Anonymous

 

43. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.” -Ian Somerhalder

 

44. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” -Burt Lancaster

 

45. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.” -Anonymous

 

46. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” -David Letterman

 

47. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” -Alphonse Allais

 

48. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” -Donna A. Favors

 

49. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.” -J.S. Bach

 

50. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” -Thomas Jefferson

 

51. “He quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.” -ORHAN PAMUK

 

52. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -LEWIS BLACK

 

53. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” -EDWARD ABBEY

 

54. “I took a long slurp of the instant coffee, just to annoy him some more. ‘Mmm. Unpretentious and perfectly pleasant. What a way to start the day.’” -A.A. ALBRIGHT

 

55. “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of coffee… that might kill me.” -TANYA MASSE

 

56. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” -JILLY COOPER

 

57. “I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.” -ANNIE CLARK

 

58. “Somehow, the Good Lord don’t want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.” -ROBERT NEWTON PECK

 

59. “If it comes from a pot that reads decaf, it is not coffee. If it comes from a nut, it is not milk.” -LOREN WEISMAN

 

60. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” -HARUKI MURAKAMI

 

61. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” -MARCIA CARRINGTON

 

62. “Seven days without coffee makes one weak.” -UNKNOWN

 

63. “Years now without coffee, without alcohol, without tobacco… Luckily, there is anxiety, which usefully replaces the strongest stimulants.” -EMIL M. CIORAN

 

64. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” -STEVEN WRIGHT

 

65. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” -JEAN KERR

 

66. “I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.” -Anonymous

 

67. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” -Terri Guillemets

 

68. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” -Jonathan Swift

 

69. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” -Rohan Marley

 

70. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” -Rita Moreno

 

71. “Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.” -Anonymous

 

72. “Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.” -Anonymous

 

73. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” -Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

 

74. “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.” -Anonymous

 

75. “Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.” -Anonymous

 

76. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” -Turkish proverb

 

77. “I’m holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I’m pretty busy.” -Anonymous

 

78. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.” -Anonymous

 

79. ”Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.” -Anonymous

 

80. “SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.” -Anonymous

 

81. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” -Anonymous

 

82. “Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?” -Anonymous

 

83. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.” -Anonymous

 

84. “I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.” -Anonymous

 

85. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” -Anonymous

 

86. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.” -Anonymous

 

87. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.” -Anonymous

 

88. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” -Jean Kerr

 

89. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” -Abraham Lincoln

 

90. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” -Jac Vanek

 

91. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.” -Anonymous

 

92. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.” -Anonymous

 

93. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.” -Anonymous

 

94. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.” -Anonymous

 

95. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.” -Anonymous

 

96. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -Lewis Black

 

97. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” -Anonymous

 

98. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.” -Barista Life

 

99. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” -Alfred Renyi

 

100. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” -Earl Wilson

 

101. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” -Anonymous

 

102. “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.” -Anonymous

 

103. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.” -Anonymous

 

104. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.” -Anonymous

 

105. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” -Gabriel Bá

 

106. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”  -Terry Pratchett

 

107. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” -Louisa May Alcott

 

108. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.” -Anonymous

 

109. “The road to success is paved in coffee.” -Anonymous

 

110. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” -Napoleon Bonaparte

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