1. The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.-Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
2. I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.-Flash Rosenberg
3. It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.-Dave Barry
4. Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.-Thomas Jefferson
5. As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.-Honoré de Balzac
6. Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.-David Lynch
7. The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.-James Mackintosh
8. Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.-Unknown Author
9. We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.-Jerry Seinfeld
10. Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.-Benjamin Franklin
11. Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.-David Letterman
12. A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.-Henry Ward Beecher
13. Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.-Terry Pratchett
14. Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.-Isak Dinesen
15. After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.-Diane Ackerman
16. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.-Lewis Black
17. Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?-Albert Camus
18. I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee-Clark Gable
19. No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.-Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
20. A morning without coffee is like sleep.-Unknown Author
21. Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.-Fran Drescher
22. Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.-Terri Guillemets
23. There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.-Rian Aditia
24. As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?-Cassandra Clare
25. I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.-Louis May Alcott
26. Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?-Justina Chen
27. Coffee first. Schemes later.-Leanna Renee Hieber
28. To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.-Hugh Jackman
29. Coffee and love are best when they are hot.-German Proverb
30. A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.-Unknown Author
31. “A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it.” -Anonymous
32. “I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” -Martha Quinn
33. “Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better.” -Justina Headley
34. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” -Terri Guillemets
35. “People say money can’t buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!” -Anonymous
36. “Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cover.” -Anonymous
37. “The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” -Sir James MacKintosh
38. “We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” -Jerry Seinfeld
39. ”You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” -Adam Gopnik
40. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” -Fran Drescher
41. “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” -Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
42. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.” -Anonymous
43. “Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.” -Ian Somerhalder
44. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” -Burt Lancaster
45. “May your coffee kick in before reality does.” -Anonymous
46. “Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” -David Letterman
47. “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” -Alphonse Allais
48. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” -Donna A. Favors
49. “Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried–up piece of goat.” -J.S. Bach
50. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” -Thomas Jefferson
51. “He quit drinking coffee, and naturally, his brain stopped working.” -ORHAN PAMUK
52. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -LEWIS BLACK
53. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” -EDWARD ABBEY
54. “I took a long slurp of the instant coffee, just to annoy him some more. ‘Mmm. Unpretentious and perfectly pleasant. What a way to start the day.’” -A.A. ALBRIGHT
55. “What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of coffee… that might kill me.” -TANYA MASSE
56. “Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” -JILLY COOPER
57. “I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.” -ANNIE CLARK
58. “Somehow, the Good Lord don’t want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.” -ROBERT NEWTON PECK
59. “If it comes from a pot that reads decaf, it is not coffee. If it comes from a nut, it is not milk.” -LOREN WEISMAN
60. “The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” -HARUKI MURAKAMI
61. “A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” -MARCIA CARRINGTON
62. “Seven days without coffee makes one weak.” -UNKNOWN
63. “Years now without coffee, without alcohol, without tobacco… Luckily, there is anxiety, which usefully replaces the strongest stimulants.” -EMIL M. CIORAN
64. “I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” -STEVEN WRIGHT
65. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” -JEAN KERR
66. “I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.” -Anonymous
67. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” -Terri Guillemets
68. “Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” -Jonathan Swift
69. “Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” -Rohan Marley
70. “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” -Rita Moreno
71. “Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.” -Anonymous
72. “Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.” -Anonymous
73. “Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” -Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
74. “Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.” -Anonymous
75. “Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.” -Anonymous
76. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” -Turkish proverb
77. “I’m holding a cup of coffee, so yeah, I’m pretty busy.” -Anonymous
78. “Drink coffee and pretend to know what you’re doing.” -Anonymous
79. ”Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.” -Anonymous
80. “SYS Not Found: User startup disabled.” -Anonymous
81. “I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.” -Anonymous
82. “Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?” -Anonymous
83. “Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.” -Anonymous
84. “I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.” -Anonymous
85. “Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.” -Anonymous
86. “Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.” -Anonymous
87. “My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.” -Anonymous
88. “Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” -Jean Kerr
89. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” -Abraham Lincoln
90. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” -Jac Vanek
91. “Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yet.” -Anonymous
92. “It’s strange how drinking cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-saw.” -Anonymous
93. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleeping.” -Anonymous
94. “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.” -Anonymous
95. ”If you are not coffee, chocolate or bacon, I’m going to need you to go away.” -Anonymous
96. ”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” -Lewis Black
97. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” -Anonymous
98. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.” -Barista Life
99. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” -Alfred Renyi
100. “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” -Earl Wilson
101. “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” -Anonymous
102. “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.” -Anonymous
103. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.” -Anonymous
104. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee.” -Anonymous
105. “It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” -Gabriel Bá
106. “Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” -Terry Pratchett
107. “I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” -Louisa May Alcott
108. “There is no life without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.” -Anonymous
109. “The road to success is paved in coffee.” -Anonymous
110. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” -Napoleon Bonaparte