1. We are all riding on the same bus.-Mark Sheppard
2. Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.-Reba McEntire
3. People will often give you a detailed tour of the underside of the bus that they will throw you under later.-Steffan Piper
4. If you want reality take the bus.-David LaChapelle
5. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.-Oprah Winfrey
6. It’s a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.-Barry Lyga
7. Sometimes it’s good to miss a bus. It might be the wrong bus.-Steve Guttenberg
8. A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.-Anonymous
9. Children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle.-Anonymous
10. Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.-Anonymous
11. Bus stops are far more interesting and useful places to have art than in museums.-Banksy
12. Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.-Ozzy Osbourne
13. A bus ride is like being in another world.-JA Redmerski