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Candy Sayings And Quotes
1. Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.-Ogden Nash


2. All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt!-Charles Schulz


3. I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.-Jason Love


4. Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.-Judith Olney


5. A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin


6. Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.-Dylan Lauren


7. Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.-Jose Andres Puerta


8. Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.-Jane Smiley


9. You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans.-Ronald Reagan


10. There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.-Betty MacDonald


11. The library is like a candy store where everything is free.-Jamie Ford


12. Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.-Judith Olney


13. After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.-Emily Luchetti


14. Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.-Jason Love


15. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.-Lewis Black


16. Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby.-unknown


17. A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy.-Demetri Martin


18. Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.-Rhoda


19. Life is short. Eat dessert first.-Jacques Torres


20. It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.-Jane Curtin


21. Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.-William Powell


22. I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.-Heywood Broun


23. Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.-Sandra Boynton


24. Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.-Don Kardong


25. If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.-Mark Friedman


26. Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.-Johann G. Hamann


27. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!-unknown


28. One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.-Iris Murdoch


29. Seize the moment . Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.-Erma Bombeck


30. Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.-Judith Viorst

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