1. Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.-Margaret Culkin Banning
2. We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself – your own house – which we never do.-Marina Abramovic
3. The objective of cleaning is not just to clean, but to feel happiness living within that environment.-Marie Kondo
4. Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.-Laurence J. Peter
5. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.-Phyllis Diller
6. Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.-Joleigh Little
7. Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.-Thelma Harper
8. At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.-Rose Macaulay
9. You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.-Cecil Baxter
10. If you can’t clean up after yourself.. There’s no need for you to mess things up.. And expect another person to clean up behind you.-unknown
11. Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.-unknown
12. A man thinks all dust stays outdoors.-Ernest Vincent Wright
13. Sweeping only moves the dust somewhere else.-Marty Rubin
14. A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life.-unknown
15. A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners.-Irish Saying
16. Cleanliness is next to impossible.-unknown
17. Cleaning and organizing is a practice not a project.-Meagan Francis
18. Excuse the mess, but we live here.-Roseanne Barr
19. Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning.-Dave Barry
20. A clean house is the sign of a boring person.-unknown