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Funny Movie Quotes That Makes You Laugh

Funny Movie Quotes That Makes You Laugh

1. First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. -A Bug’s Life

A Bug’s Life

2. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. -Clue (1985)

 

3. Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. -Andrew Dice Clay

 

4. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. -The Godfather, Part II (1974)

 

5. All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. -Bilko

Bilko

6. I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it. -Clint Eastwood

 

7. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. -Winnie the Pooh

 

8. I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. -Austin Powers

 

9. You know, it takes two to get one in trouble. -She Done Him Wrong

 

10. A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live? -Drew Barrymore

Drew Barrymore

11. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? -Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

 

12. Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. -Peggy Brandt

 

13. Fish are friends, not food. -Barry Humphries

 

14. Do or do not, there is no try.  -Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

 

15. May the Force be with you. -Star Wars

Star Wars

16. When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West

 

17. Get busy living or get busy dying. -Tiffany

 

18. Death cannot stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while. -Cary Elwes

 

19. I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary … ’til they die. -Gordon (Kevin Kirkpatrick), Gamers (2006)

 

20. You can’t handle the truth! -A Few Good Men

A Few Good Men

21. I make up a new dance move. It’s called the “move on with your life”. -Will Ferrell

 

22. You can put a cat in an oven, but that don’t make a biscuit. -White Men Can’t Jump

 

23. You’ll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. -Interiors (1978)

 

24. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides… -Samuel L. Jackson

 

25. What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks. -What Woman Want

What Woman Want

26. Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -Arsenic and Old Lace

 

27. Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time. -Alex and Emma

 

28. Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind. -Clint Eastwood

 

29. You know how men are. They think No’ means Yes’ and Get lost’ means Take me, I’m yours.’ -Megara

 

30. Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. -Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen

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