1. There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.-Adam Levine
2. The magic isn’t in getting married, it’s in staying married.-Derek Luke
3. Getting married and settling down isn’t the most important thing in my life.-Liam Neeson
4. Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one’s luck.-Iris Murdoch
5. My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.-Socrates
6. Come, let’s be a comfortable couple and take care of each other! How glad we shall be, that we have somebody we are fond of always, to talk to and sit with.-Charles Dickens
7. Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.-Mark Twain
8. Getting married isn’t going to make your relationship better. It’s just a ceremony.-Rob Lowe
9. When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.-Nora Ephron
10. I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.-Virginia Cary Hudson
11. Getting married is like putting one’s hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.-Thomas More
12. Getting married was a ball. Being married was a nightmare.-Kid Rock
13. When I get married I’m going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does.-Sarah Mlynowski
14. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip.-John Lennon
15. If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.-Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
16. If I get married, I want to be very married.-Audrey Hepburn
17. Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.-James C. Dobson
18. Make it your goal to create a marriage that feels like the safest place on earth.-Greg Smalley
19. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.-Minnie Pearl
20. Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts.-Roberta Flack
21. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.-Michel de Montaigne
22. You don’t marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you.-Richard Needham
23. I think getting married gave me a focus. It gave me a focus and direction I want to have in my life. And I think having another person that you make such a purposeful bond with has given me the opportunity to see how that can be with all the other aspects of my life.-Selma Blair
24. If you get married, you lose all your benefits. That’s insane! We should give people bonuses for getting married, and sending signals and talking about it to the society.-Sam Brownback
25. Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.-Lewis Grizzard
26. Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.-Katie Ray Blair
27. I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married.-Amy Dickinson
28. People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job.-Rosamunde Pilcher
29. Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.-Zsa Zsa Gabor