Pootie Tang is a 2001 American comedy film. It was written and directed by Louis C.K., and stars Lance Crouther as the title character. The film follows the adventures of Pootie Tang, a young man who is able to defeat evil with the power of his “Pootie Belt.”
The film was released to mixed reviews, but was a box office bomb. However, it has since gained a cult following. There are many Pootie Tang Quotes and dialogues which are relatable to various aspect of day to day life.
Pootie Tang is an African-American pop star and public figure who has his own television show, radio show, and line of products. He is known for his catchphrase “Pootie Tang, Pootie Tang!” as well as his ability to defeat evil with the power of his “Pootie Belt.”
One day, Pootie Tang is confronted by the evil Corporate America, who wants to exploit him and his image for their own gain. Pootie Tang must use his wisdom and skill to defeat the villains and protect the innocent.
Looking for popular Pootie Tang funny lines? We’ve compiled the greatest selection of Pootie Tang quotations, discussions, amusing remarks, and one-liners from across the cast.
The power of these Pootie Tang quotes to transform your life may be seen in how they inspire you to see the world from a new perspective. As a result, these well-known Pootie Tang quotations must be interpreted with caution and in context.
Pootie Tang Movie Quotes
1. Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies! – Pootie Tang
2. Biggie Shorty:You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she’s hookin?
3. Ohhhh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right! – Bob Costas
4. It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month! – Trucky
5. Dirty Dee is still dirty—because he’s Dirty Dee dammit! – Trucky
6. Cole me on the panny sty. – Pootie Tang
7. I know you loves the ladies, and Lord knows the ladies loves you. Don’t let the ladies come between you and the belt. – Trucky
8. Dirty Dee:Yeah hehehehe Cappatown my ASS!
9. Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
10. Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! – J.B.
11. See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
Pootie Tang Funny Quotes
12. Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my *ss! – Pootie Tang
13. We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant. – Trucky
14. Let me break it down to you like this—Pootie Tang is, was, and always will be too cool for words. – Trucky
15. See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow, ’cause that’s a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig? – Pootie Tang
16. Trucky:You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that shit.
17. You can’t hurt a ho with a belt—they like that shit. – Trucky
18. It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets Pootie Tang. – J.B.
19. Got that right. He is a kick-*ss artiste, know what I’m sayin’? He like the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’. What’s that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang—the da Vinci of *ss-kickin’! – Trucky
20. And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too. – Lacey
21. Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I’mma crighty pooster, I’mma crighty pooster! – Pootie Tang
22. Sa da tay! – Pootie Tang
23. Don’t bane the dillies! – Pootie Tang
24. Biggie Shorty: Just ’cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she’s hookin’?
25. Dirty Dee is still dirty… because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!
Doing The Right Thing Quote
26. Trucky: It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!
27. Yeah, hehehehe Cappatown my *ss! – Pootie Tang
28. As long as you’ve got right on your side, you could whoop anyone’s *ss with just that belt. – Trucky
29. What the hell are you talking about? – Bob Costas
30. Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai! – Pootie Tang
31. Aw. Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony. – Young Pottie
32. Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine! – Pootie Tang
33. You think that just ‘cause a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some wh*r*s, that she’s hookin’? – Biggie Shorty
34. Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ BITCH!
35. Baby, I’m going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!
Pootie Tang Dirty Quotes
36. Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin’ bitch! – Dirty Dee
37. Sepatown. – Pootie Tang
38. Roun on the crowny town. – Pootie Tang
39. What’s the Dabble Dee? – Pootie Tang
40. Narrator:Dirty Dee is still dirty… because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!
41. J.B.:That was only the second time someone had been mauled to death by a gorilla in that factory in that month!
42. As he grew, everyone noticed something funny about the way Pootie would talk. It baffled everyone—doctors, scientists. – Trucky
43. He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it, and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated! – Trucky
44. Ain’t come one, but many tine tanies
Pootie Tang Belt Quote
45. You can’t hurt a ho with a belt—they like that shit
46. Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? – Pottie’s Mother
47. Well, Bob, I’m a pone tony. – Pootie Tang
48. You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy. – Lacey
49. Kapa-Chow. – Pootie Tang
50. You can’t hurt a ho with a belt… they like that shit.
51. I got to say na nay no. – Pootie Tang