1. Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.-Nuno Bettencourt
2. Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.-Taylor Hanson
3. Making the decision to have a child it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.-Elizabeth Stone
4. I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.-Spalding Gray
5. Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.-Matthew Broderick
6. Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever-fresh and radiant possibility.-Kate Douglas Wiggin
7. A new baby is like the beginning of all things wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.-Eda J. Le Shan
8. Children reinvent your world for you.-Susan Sarandon
9. A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years and in your heart till the day you die.-Mary Mason
10. It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.-Terri Guillemets
11. You never understand life until it grows inside of you.-Sandra C. Kassis
12. A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.-Milwaukee Journal
13. Having a child is wondrous. It is to forever have your heart go walking around outside your body.-Elizabeth Stone
14. Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.-Michael Levine
15. Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.-Bill Cosby
16. Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.-Tina Brown
17. When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.-Marie Osmond
18. A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.-Martin Fraquhar Tupper
19. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.-Carol Burnett
20. The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.-Anonymous
21. I loved having my baby inside of me, but I was very happy when he was finally here.-Marion Jones
22. Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.-Ray Romano
23. One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun.-Jane Goodall
24. Now the thing about having a baby – and I can’t be the first person to have noticed this – is that thereafter you have it.-Jean Kerr
25. Babies are always more trouble than you thought- and more wonderful.-Charles Osgood
26. It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.-Barbara Kingsolver
27. Having a baby takes so much from you. It’s the most glorious thing you’ll ever do, but the aftermath is not so glorious!-Halle Berry
28. Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.-Taylor Hanson
29. I do not believe having a baby is punishment.-Allen West