1. A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.-Tarun Singhal
2. Lawyers are: By law’s dark by ways he has stored his mind with wicked knowledge on how to cheat mankind.-George Crabbe
3. A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.-Robert Frost
4. The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every calling, is diligence.-Abraham Lincoln
5. Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.-David Mellor
6. Lawyers are: One skilled in the circumvention of the law.-Ambrose Bierce
7. The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches.-Antonin Scalia
8. He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.-Charles Lamb
9. Lawyers are merchants of misery.-Nancy Levit
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10. Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.-Clarence Darrow
11. Where there is a rift in the lute, the business of the lawyer is to widen the rift and gather the loot.-Arthur G. Hays
12. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief.-Franz Kafka
13. A very clever lawyer can create a lot of damage, we can only hope that lawyers never figure out how to manipulate physical law.-R. A. Delmonico
14. Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.-Craig Ferguson
15. The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.-Jeremy Bentham
16. It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.-Edmund Burke
17. Arguing with a lawyer is not the hardest thing in the world; not arguing is.-Raheel Farooq
18. I’m a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity these values mean a lot to me.-Mohamed ElBaradei
19. There is never a deed so foul that something couldn’t be said for the guy; that’s why there are lawyers.-Melvin Belli
20. A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself.-Henry P. Brougham
21. Lawyers are: One who defends you at the risk of your pocketbook, reputation and life.-Eugene E. Brussell
22. A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.-Thomas Jefferson
23. Miracles of Heaven: to believe lawyers.-Anis Mansour
24. How lawyers make work for one another! You’re all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another.-Joyce Carol Oates
25. Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.-Jodi Picoult
26. Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.-Will Rogers
27. As a lawyer who has dealt in defamation, I know that someone’s reputation has to be lowered in the eyes of right-thinking people to sue.-David Hunt
28. Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.-Jeremy Bentham
29. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.-Patrick Murray