1. The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. -Doug Larson
2. There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone. -Louis J. Camuti
3. Cats come and go without ever leaving. -Martha Curtis
4. A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. -Arab Proverb
5. The cat is mighty dignified until the dog comes by. -Southern Folk Saying
6. I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -Hippolyte Taine
7. Keep an eye on the cat and another on the frying pan. -Proverb
8. All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. -Chinese Proverb
9. What greater gift than the love of a cat? -Charles Dickens
10. If only cats grew into kittens. -Robert A. M. Stern
11. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -Abraham Lincoln
12. Time spent with cats is never wasted. -Sigmund Freud
13. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in. -Will Rogers
14. A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. -Joseph Epstein
15. Cats are designated friends. -Norman Corwin
16. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -Jeff Valdez
17. Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic. -Lillian Jackson Braun
18. A cat that jumps on a hot stove will never jump on a hot stove again. Neither will it jump on a cold stove. -Michael Cameron
19. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties. -W.L George
20. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -Ellen Perry Berkeley
21. Cats are always elegant. -John Weitz
22. A cat can purr its way out of anything. -Donna Mccrohan
23. Cats are at home everywhere where one feeds them. -German Proverb
24. Happy is the home with at least one cat. -Italian Proverb
25. Scalded cats fear even cold water. -Thomas Fuller
26. A cat pent up becomes a lion. -PROVERBS
27. You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense -Jane Pauley
28. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. -James Herriot
29. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -Garrison Keillor
30. Cats will outsmart dogs every time. -John Grogan