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1. Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished If you’re alive it isn’t.-Richard Bach


2. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.-A.A. Milne


3. If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.-Betty Reese


4. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.-Reba McEntire


5. Silent gratitude isn’t much use to anyone.-Gladys Berthe Stern


6. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.-Ethel Barrymore


7. My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything even if you have no clue what you’re doing.-Jessica Alba


8. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.-Charles Gordy


9. Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.-Charles Schulz


10. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.-Anthony Burgess


11. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.-Ron White


12. Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.-Albert Einstein


13. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.-Benjamin Franklin


14. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.-Thomas Eddison


15. You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?-Steven Wright


16. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.-Dalai Lama


17. If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.-Elvis Presley


18. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-Mark Twain


19. When I hear someone sigh that life is hard, I am tempted to ask, compared to what?’-Sydney Harris


20. Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.-Kyle Chandler


21. Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.-Tom Lehrer


22. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.-Elbert Hubbard


23. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.-Mark Twain


24. We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.-W. H. Auden


25. Goal setting is similar to travelling from point A to point B within a city. If you clearly understand what the goal is, you will definitely reach the destination because you know its address.-Thomas Abreu


26. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.-Will Rogers


27. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.-Robert Frost


28. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.-Dwight Eisenhower


29. Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.-Alexander Woollcott


30. The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.-W. Clement Stone

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