1. Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.-Arthur Darvill
2. The sanctity of prayer is needed to impregnate business. We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday . . . This cannot be done by prayerless men, but by men of prayer.-Edward McKendree
3. If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!-John Wagner
4. Hey I know it’s Monday but it’s also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.-Michael Ely
5. If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.-Thomas Wayne
6. Everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work. I get to work. I am blessed to have a job.-Dinky Manuel
7. Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!-David Dweck
8. When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.-Irvine Welsh
9. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.-Mokokoma Mokhonoana
10. Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.-Antonio Villaraigosa
11. Good Morning ! If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. Happy Monday!-Dalai Lama
12. Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.-Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
13. You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.-Ike Barinholtz
14. Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it. Have a Great Monday!-Groucho Marx
15. Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in.. Happy monday!-Venus Rivers
16. Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.-Irvine Welsh
17. Today I begin new life. I will greet this Monday with love in my heart.-Og Mandino
18. Happy Monday! Live without fear! Face your fears and see them as an OPPORTUNITY for strength and growth. You’ll see, once you face them, they disappear!-Tracey Edmonds
19. Every Monday morning is new hope.-Maira Kalman
20. I believe awesome things will happen. because it’s Monday.-John Adams
21. You want to know what living life to the fullest actually is? It’s waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints.-Bernajoy Vaal
22. This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.-Lisa Mantchev
23. Monday is the key day of the week.-Gaelic Proverb
24. What about Monday- That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.-Kevin Dalton
25. People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.-Casey Stoner
26. Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Monday.-Andrea L’Artiste
27. I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days.-Turtle Dundee
28. Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.-Garry Moll
29. Happy Monday! Don’t victimize yourself and let life pass you by as you sit around and complain about problems. Be empowered and create solutions. You can!-Tracey Edmonds
30. Wake up on monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back.-Jim Butcher
