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Funny Best Friend Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes

1. The road to a friend’s house is never long.-Danish Proverb

 

2. It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.-Charles Lamb

 

3. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.-Edwin Arlington Robinson

 

4. The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.-Mark Twain

 

5. A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.-Arnold H. Glasgow

 

6. Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why? To find one good, you must a hundred try.-Claude Mermet

 

7. No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.-Groucho Marx

 

8. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Linda Grayson

 

9. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.-C.S. Lewis

 

10. You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass.-Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

 

11. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.-Laurence J. Peter

 

12. I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.-Virginia Woolf

 

13. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer

 

14. A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down-Arnold H. Glasow

 

15. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.-Aaron Machado

 

16. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.-Wilson Mizner

 

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