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1. A good husband makes a good wife.-John Florio

 

2. The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.-Voltaire

 

3. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.-Shirley MacLaine

 

4. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.-Groucho Marx

 

5. To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.-Simone De Beauvoir

 

6. Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.-Cher

 

7. A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.-Honoré de Balzac

 

8. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.-Helen Rowland

 

9. A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.-Ogden Nash

 

10. The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.-Oscar Wilde

 

11. Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.-Arnold Bennett

 

12. The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.-Mary Wollstonecraft

 

13. Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.-Jerry Seinfeld

 

14. One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.-Benjamin Franklin

 

15. A husband is very much like a house or a horse.-Anthony Trollope

 

16. The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.-Honoré de Balzac

 

17. Being a husband is for me as big a priority as being a father.-Roger Federer

 

18. The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.-Alfred Hitchcock

 

19. The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.-Henry Louis Mencken

 

20. Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.-Marilyn Monroe

 

21. If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn’t mean that you need to get prettier — it means he’s a scumbag.-Jessica Valenti

 

22. Handsome husbands often make a wife’s heart ache.-Samuel Richardson

 

23.  All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.-Ogden Nash

 

24. A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.-Ella Harris

 

25. Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn’t keep him awake – even when it’s hot and being spilled on him.-Phyllis Diller

 

26. Husbands, love your wives well! Your children are noticing how you treat her. You are teaching your sons how they should treat women, and you are teaching your daughters what they should expect from men.-Dave Willis

 

27. A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.-Tori Amos

 

28. The husband – by primitive instinct partly, certainly by ancient tradition – regards himself as the active partner in matters of love and his own pleasure as legitimately the prime motive for activity.-Havelock Ellis

 

29. It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it’s very romantic when you’re older. And it’s hard to believe when you’re younger. But it’s absolutely true.-Sheryl Sandberg

 

30. The activity of being a husband, a father – those are roles, too, but underneath them is the spiritual center that connects us all, and that’s what’s most important.-Hugh Jackman

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