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50 Mean Girls Quotes That Will Definately Make You Laugh

Mean Girls

1.”On Wednesdays we wear pink.”  -Karen Smith

 

2.”You can’t sit with us!”  -Gretchen Wieners

 

3.”Damn Africa, what happened?”  -Kevin Gnapoor

 

4.”I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!”  -Mrs. George

 

5.”Get in loser, we’re going shopping!”  -Regina George

 

6.”I can’t go out tonight. I’m sick.”  -Karen Smith

 

7.”It’s like I have ESPN or something!”  -Karen Smith

 

8.”Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”  -Ms. Norbury

 

9.”Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!”  -Amber D’Alessio

 

10.”Four for your Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!”  -Damian

 

11.”You could try Sears.”  -Salesperson

 

12.”Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!”  -Damian

 

13.”She doesn’t even go here!”  -Damian

 

14.”I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.”  -Gretchen Wieners

 

15.”It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”  -Cady Heron

 

16.“I wouldn’t trust my husband with a young woman for five minutes, and he’s been dead for twenty-five years.”  -Kathleen Behan

 

17.“I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.”  -Russell Brand

 

18.“The worst thing about having a mistress is those two dinners you have to eat.”  -Oscar Levant

 

19.”That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.”  -Damian Leigh

 

20. “We only carry sizes one, three, and five. You could try Sears.”

 

21.”I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”  -She doesn’t even go here!

 

22.”There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”  -Janis Ian

 

23.”Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”  -Gretchen Wieners

 

24.”But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”  -Regina George

 

25.“I discovered my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two.”  -Emo Philips

 

26.”Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”  -Regina George

 

27.“The world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of the wrong bedroom in the middle of the night.”  -Slappy White

 

28.”Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!”  -Damian Leigh

 

29.“I think my husband is having an affair with his secretary, because I would find lipstick on his shirt, covered with white-out.”  -Wendy Liebman

 

30.“I’m sure Mick Jagger will find someone else to be unfaithful to soon.”  -Jerry Hall

 

31.”You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?”  -Karen Smith

 

32.”The limit does not exist.”  -Cady Heron

 

33.”I want my pink shirt back!”  -Damian Leigh

 

34.”I can’t go out tonight. *fake coughs* “I’m sick.”  -Karen Smith

 

35.”Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.”  -Cady Heron

 

36.”Your mom’s chest hair!”  -Janis Ian

 

37.”One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”  -Bethany Byrd

 

38.”Your face smells like peppermint!”  -Aaron Samuels

 

39.“One husband said he could always tell when his wife was having an affair because the poetry books were suddenly at the horizontal on top of the shelves.”  -Jilly Cooper

 

40.“I can’t believe this – both my boyfriends are cheating on me!”  -Lucy Wilde

 

41.“‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”  -George Carlin

 

42.“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”  -Sacha Guitry

 

43.“Adultery is the application of democracy to love.”  -H.L. Mencken

 

44.“I don’t believe in extra-marital relationships. I think people should mate for life, like pigeons and Catholics.”  -Woody Allen

 

45.“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.”  -Somerset Maugham

 

46.“I would never be unfaithful to my wife for the simple reason that I love my house too much.”  -Bob Monkhouse

 

47.“Robert Benchley and I shared an office that was so tiny, if it were an inch smaller it would have been adultery.”  -Dorothy Parker

 

48.“My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found us in bed together.”  -Lenny Bruce

 

49.“I’ve respected your husband for many years, and what’s good enough for him is good enough for me.”  -Groucho Marx

 

50.“My wife met me at the door wearing a see-through negligée. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.”  -Rodney Dangerfield

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