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Discover 30 Funny Dental Quotes And Sayings

Dental Sayings And Quotes
1. Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.-Joseph Barbera

 

2. Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.-Johnny Carson

 

3. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.-Ogden Nash

 

4. Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.-Ambrose Bierce

 

5. If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.-Mason Cooley

 

6. It was a sweet smile, but it hid menace, like the kind dentists gave.-Andy Paine

 

7. My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.-Steven Wright

 

8. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown tie.-Rodney Dangerfield

 

9. An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.-Richard Baxter

 

10. I wonder if there’s such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!-Charles M. Schulz

 

11. Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.-Ann Landers

 

12. I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.-Taylor Caldwell

 

13. I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.-Charles Thomas

 

14. Good dental care doesn’t make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it’s hard to be a good student.-Geoffrey Canada

 

15. When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.-Kevin Myers

 

16. Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.-Soupy Sales

 

17. A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.-George D. Prentice

 

18. If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.-Martin H. Fischer

 

19. Brush your teeth everyday, To keep dentist away.-Anonymous

 

20. A dentist gets to the root of the problem.-Anonymous

 

21. I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.-Casey Stengel

 

22. My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old dentist look prehistoric.-Joelle Carter

 

23. Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.-Anonymous

 

24. Trips to the dentist I like to postpone that kind of thing.-Johnny Depp

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