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Top 30 Funny Wine Quotes

Top 30 Funny Wine Quotes
1. Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner.-Madeline Puckette

 

2. Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine.-Paul Lukacks

 

3. It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine-Brian O’Donnell

 

4. I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.-Rose Kennedy

 

5. Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.-Pope John XXIII

 

6. A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.-Robert Louis Stevenson

 

7. I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.-Pablo Neruda

 

8. Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.-Charles Kingsley

 

9. The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.-George Herbert

 

10. One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.-King Edward VII

 

11. Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.-Andre Simon

 

12. Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

13. Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.-Paulo Coelho

 

14. Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.-Alexander Fleming

 

15. Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.-Mark Twain

 

16. Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.-Joan Collins

 

17. Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.-Jean-Claude Carrière

 

18. Either give me more wine or leave me alone.-Rumi

 

19. A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.-Kathy Mattea

 

20. I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.-Richard Thaler

 

21. A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

22. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.-Napoleon Bonaparte

 

23. The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet.-Gustave Koerner

 

24. I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.-April Ludgate

 

25. A meal without wine is like a day without sun-Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

 

26. Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.-Leon Adams

 

27. Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It’s culture. It’s the essence of civilization and the art of living.-Robert Mondavi

 

28. If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.-Denise

 

29. I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine.-Benjamin Disraeli

 

30. One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.-Samuel Johnson

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