1. Grandmothers always have time to talk and make you feel special.-Catherine Pulsifer
2. If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.-Italian Proverb
3. A house needs a grandma in it.-Louisa May Alcott
4. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.-Ellen DeGeneres
5. I know what it is like to be brought up with unconditional love. In my life that came from my grandmother.-Andre Leon Talley
6. A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.-Lois Wyse
7. Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.-Pam Brown
8. Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.-Marcy Demaree
9. If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!-Hannah Whithall Smith
10. Grandmothers are just antique little girls.-Author Unknown
11. A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.-Author Unknown
12. It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace.-Christopher Morley
13. A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend.-Author Unknown
14. You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.-Proverb
15. If nothing is going well, call your grandmother.-Italian Proverb
16. Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother.-Edward H. Dreschnack
17. Grandmothers are the people who take delight in hearing babies breathing into the telephone.-Author Unknown
18. Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.-Author Unknown
19. A grandma is warm hugs and sweet memories. She remembers all of your accomplishments and forgets all of your mistakes.-Barbara Cage
20. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.-Henry Youngman
21. My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.-Rita Rudner
22. My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once-Richard Lewis
23. “Grandmother” doesn’t mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.-Carine Roitfeld
24. Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love.-Author Unknown
25. We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, grandmother was that person to me.-Phyllis Theroux
26. When a child is born, so are grandmothers.-Judith Levy
27. A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance.-Author Unknown
28. Grandma serves kisses, counsel and cookies daily.-Author Unknown
29. Grandmas don’t just say “that’s nice” — they reel back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money’s worth out of grandmas.-Author Unknown