1.“Don’t blame me if it rains.” -eeyore
2.“We can’t all, and some of us don’t.” -eeyore
3.“It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.” -eeyore
4.“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” -eeyore
5.“Wish I could say yes, but I can’t.” -eeyore
6.“After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.” -eeyore
7.“Sure is a cheerful color. Guess I’ll have to get used to it.” -eeyore
8.“A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.” -eeyore
9.“I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it was last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said ‘Bother!’. The Social Round. Always something going on.” -eeyore
10.”Good morning, Pooh Bear… If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” -eeyore
11.“Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other, Buther. The fact is this is more difficult than I thought.” -eeyore
12.“They’re funny things, accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.” -eeyore
13.”Could be worse. Not sure how, but it could be.” -eeyore
14.“We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.” -eeyore
15.“No brain at all, some of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake, and they don’t think.” -eeyore
16.“Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.” -eeyore
17. “I’m telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.” -eeyore
18.“The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.” -eeyore
19.“The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you’re the only one.” -eeyore
20.“Days. Weeks. Months. Who knows?” -eeyore
21.“When your tail is missing, Remember you have every right to mope.” -eeyore
22.“Thanks for noticin’ me.” -eeyore
23.“This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.” -eeyore
24.“It’s an awful nice tail, Kanga. Much nicer than the rest of me.” -eeyore
25.“A tail isn’t a tail to them, it’s just a little bit extra at the back.” -eeyore
26.“It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.” -eeyore
27. “If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient.” -eeyore
28.“That’s what would be so interesting, Pooh. Not being quite sure till afterward.” -eeyore
29. “You don’t always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?” -eeyore
30.“Most likely lose it again, anyway.” -eeyore
31.“Don’t bustle me. Don’t now-then me.” -eeyore
32.“Use caution when standing by the river bank mind your own business. You might get bounced into the water.” -eeyore
33.“Don’t worry about me. Go and enjoy yourself. I’ll stay here and be miserable.” -eeyore
34.“No need to bother on my account.” -eeyore
35.“Sad? Why should I be sad? It’s my birthday. The happiest day of the year.” -eeyore
36.“No. But I sure do like this new tail.” -eeyore
37.“Moved me to tears.” -eeyore
38.“I’d say thistles, but nobody listens to me, anyway.” -eeyore
39.“Thanks, but I’d rather stay an Eeyore.” -eeyore
40.“And many happy returns to you, Pooh Bear.” -eeyore
41.“Might take a day or two, but I’ll find a new one.” -eeyore