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60 Joker Quotes On Humanity That Show’s The Reality Of This Ruthless World

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1. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”  -The Joker

 

2. “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”  -The Joker

 

3. “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!”  -The Joker

 

4. “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!”  -The Joker

 

5. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!”  -The Joker

 

6. “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”  -The Joker

 

7. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”  -The Joker

 

8. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.”  -The Joker

 

9. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”  -The Joker

 

10. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.”  -The Joker

 

11. “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!”  -The Joker

 

12. “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?”  -The Joker

 

13. “They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same”  -The Joker

 

14. “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”  -The Joker

 

15. “Very poor choice of words.”  -The Joker

 

16. “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.”  -The Joker

 

17. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.”  -The Joker

 

18. “‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…”   -The Joker

 

19. “I like you, but I want to kill you.”   -The Joker

 

20. “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.”   -The Joker

 

21. “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.”  -The Joker

 

22. “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there”.  -The Joker

 

23. “And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”  -The joker

 

24. “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.”  -The Joker

 

25. “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!”  -The Joker

 

26. “I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.”  -The Joker

 

27. “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?”  -The Joker

 

28. “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!”  -The Joker

 

29. “As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.”  -The Joker

 

30. “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.”  -The Joker

 

31. “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.”  -The Joker

 

32. “Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?”  -The Joker

 

33.  “For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.” -The Joker

 

34.  “If you are good at something, never do it for free.”  -The Joker

 

35.  “Nobody panics when everything goes ‘according to the plan’, even if the plan is horrifying!”  -The Joker

 

36.  “You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.”  -The Joker

 

37. “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!”  -The Joker

 

38. “You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.”  -The Joker

 

39. “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.”  -The Joker

 

40. “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!”   -The Joker

 

41. “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.”   -The Joker

 

42. “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”   -The Joker

 

43. “And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass”   -The Joker

 

44. “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.”   -The Joker

 

45. “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.”  -The Joker

 

46. “I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy.”   -The Joker

 

47. “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.”   -The Joker

 

48. “I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore.”   -The Joker

 

49. “Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.”   -The Joker

 

50. “I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.”   -The Joker

 

51. “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”   -The Joker

 

52. “The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.” -The Joker

 

53. “The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!”   -The Joker

 

54. “I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.”   -The Joker

 

55. “Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!”   -The Joker

 

56. “I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.”   -The Joker

 

57. “It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now.”   -The Joker

 

58. “Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!”   -The Joker

 

59. “The strongest hearts have the most scars!”   -The Joker

 

60. “When They Treat You Like A Joke, Leave Them Like Its Funny.”   -The Joker

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