Inspirational Quotes

50 Letterkenny Quotes That Will Amaze You


If you’re a fan of quick-witted humor and razor-sharp banter, then Letterkenny is the show for you. This Canadian sitcom has gained a massive cult following, thanks to its clever writing and unforgettable characters. But what truly sets Letterkenny apart are its quotes – they’re like comedic gems that leave you in stitches.

From the sharp-tongued comebacks of Wayne to the hilariously absurd rants of Daryl, Letterkenny serves up a buffet of memorable quotes that will have you quoting them in everyday conversations. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or new to the show, these Letterkenny quotes are guaranteed to leave you amazed and craving for more.

1. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” -Wayne


2. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a f*ckin’ tire down a hill.” -Wayne


3. “I think you come in men enough for all of us.” -Wayne


4. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” -Wayne


5. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” -Wayne


6. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” -Wayne


7. “Not my pig, not my farm.” -Wayne


8. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” -Wayne


9. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” -Wayne


10. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s *eets a good scrubbin’.” -Wayne


11. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ s*x with a barn cat on top of your truck? F*ck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” -Wayne


12. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” -Wayne


13. “Your dad says guys with big trucks have little di*ks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little d**k.” -Wayne


14. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” -Wayne


15. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” -Wayne


16. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” -Wayne


17. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” -Wayne


18. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” -Wayne


19. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” -Wayne


20.  “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” -Wayne


21. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” -Wayne


22. “We need backup, boys.” -Wayne


23.  “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” -Wayne


24.  “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” -Wayne


25.  “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? -Wayne


26. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” -Wayne


27.  “Don’t forget to also check out these hilarious Waterboy quotes that will remind you that you can do it” -Wayne


28.  “Where’s the sacrifice?” -Wayne


29. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” -Reilly


30. “Where’s the sacrifice?” -Jonesy


31. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” -Katy


32. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” -Wayne


33. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” -Wayne


34. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” -Wayne


35. “I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.” -Wayne


36. “The world needs less Facebook and more Face-to-Face!” -Wayne


37. “Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.” -Wayne


38. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” -Wayne


39. “You’re a cup of baby carrots, ya fucking asshole.” -Wayne


40. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” -Wayne


41.  “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” -Katy


42. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” -Squirrelly Dan


43. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” -Gail


44. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” -Wayne


45. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” -Squirrelly Dan


46. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” -Wayne


47. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” -Wayne


48. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” -Wayne


49. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” -Wayne


50. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

Letterkenny is a treasure trove of one-liners and hilarious exchanges that will keep you entertained and laughing out loud. So grab a cold one, gather your friends, and indulge in the wit and charm of these remarkable Letterkenny quotes. Remember, in the words of Wayne, “You’re spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?”

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