1. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.-Louis-Hector Berlioz
2. A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.-D. Martin
3. Sunday is a teacher’s day of REST: the REST of the laundry, the REST of the housework, and grade the REST of the papers.-Heidi McDonald
4. As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.-Anonymous
5. A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day’s teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh.-Gilbert Highet