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1. Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.-Francoise Sagan

Francoise Sagan


2. When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.-Prince Philip


3. Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy.-Zygmunt Bauman


4. To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’-Rita Rudner


5. Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror.-Colin Powell

Colin Powell



6. The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound.-Marshall McLuhan


7. Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.-Albert Einstein


8. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.-Doug Larson


9. It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.-Mario Andretti


10. The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.-Marshall McLuhanMarshall McLuhan



11. More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.-Brock Yates


12. Never have more children than you have car windows.-Erma Bombeck


13. If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.-Jeff Foxworthy


14. We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.-Jeremy Clarkson


15. A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.-Tim Allen

Tim Allen


16. We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit.-David Suzuki


17. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.-Earl Wilson


18. A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.-Jean Cocteau


19. The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.-Dudley Moore


20. Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.-Colin Mcrae

Colin Mcrae


21. In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.-Jose Froilan Gonzalez


22. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.-Tim Allen


23. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?-Steven Wright


24. It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner.-Ben Berger


25. Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There’s something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym.-Bill Nye


26. Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.-Craig Benzine

Craig Benzine


27. Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.-E. B. White


28. With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese.-Mr. Kuniyasu


29. Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.-Amit Kalantri


30. Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.-Tom Arnold

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