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30 Motivational Quotes On Doctor

30 Motivational Quotes On Doctor
1. Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself.-Martin H. Fischer


2. The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find.-Denis Diderot


3. My doctor is wonderful. Once when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.-Joey Bishop


4. Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.-Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire


5. My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.-Mignon McLaughlin


6. The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease.-Thomas Edison


7. We are in the age of M.D., medical darkness, which seeks legislative protection from the light.-James Lendall Basford


8. The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.-Evan Esar


9. Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.-Don Herold


10. Disease increases in proportion to the increase in the number of doctors in a place.-Mahatma Gandhi


11. You may not be able to read a doctor’s handwriting and prescription, but you’ll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.-Earl Wilson


12. An ignorant doctor is the aide de camp of death.-Avicenna


13. You need a good bedside manner with doctors or you will get nowhere.-William S. Burroughs


14. Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren’t is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots.-Flannery O’Connor


15. You can’t judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.-Evan Esar


16. My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.-Steven Wright


17. A great doctor kills more people than a great general.-G.W. Leibniz


18. Surgeons must be very careful when they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions. Stirs the Culprit Life!-Emily Dickinson


19. Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.-Leo Tolstoy


20. Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with obscene glop.-Joe Haldeman


21. A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.-Martin H. Fischer


22. Though fancy may be the patient’s complaint, necessity is often the doctor’s.-Zimmermann


23. My intent was to carry out my duty as a doctor, to end their suffering. Unfortunately, that entailed, in their cases, ending of the life.-Jack Kevorkian


24. The doctor is not unfrequently death’s pilot fish.-G. D. Prentice


25. It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.-H. W. SHAW


26. The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.-Jonathan Swift


27. I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.-Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire


28. People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt.-Seneca


29. A wealthy doctor who can help a poor man, and will not without a fee, has less sense of humanity than a poor ruffian, who kills a rich man to supply his necessities.-Joseph Addison


30. I wondher why ye can always read a doctor’s bill an’ ye niver can read his purscription.-Finley Peter Dunne

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