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Funny Friend Quotes Who Makes You Laugh

Funny Friend Quotes Who Makes You Laugh

1. The only thing that lasts longer than a friend’s love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.-Randy K. Milholland


2. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.-Samuel Butler


3. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.-Anne Morrow Lindbergh


4. I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.-Sébastien-Roch Nicolas


5. If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking, they can make you laugh.-P.C. Cast


6. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.-Doug Larson


7. Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.-Randy K. Milholland


8. It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson


9. The best time to make friends is before you need them.-Ethel Barrymore


10. In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.-John Churton Collins


11. Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.-unknown


12. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.-unknown


13. We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.-unknown


14. Being friendless taught me how to be a friend. Funny how that works.-Colleen Wainwright


15. Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.-unknown


16. Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.-unknown


17. Friends were like clothes: fine while they lasted but eventually they wore thin or you grew out of them.-David Nicholls


18. Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friend’s shortcomings.-Mason Cooley


19. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.-unknown


20. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.-Mark Twain


21. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.-Erma Bombeck


22. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.-David Tyson


23. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends.-Anonymous


24. A true friend stabs you in the front.-Oscar Wilde


25. Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.-unknown


26. Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.-Publilius Syrus


27. A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.-unknown


28. No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.-Groucho Marx


29. A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.-Abraham Lincoln


30. Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.-Lord Chesterfield

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