1. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway
2. The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.-William Butler Yeats
3. A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.-Richard Brinsley Sheridan
4. Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.-Oscar Wilde
5. Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.-Finley Peter Dunne
6. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.-George Bernard Shaw
7. First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.-Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
8. Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.-Lu Yu
9. Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker.-Ogden Nash
10. Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.-Seneca
11. Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.-Jonathan Swift
12. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.-Frank Sinatra
13. A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.-Steve Fergosi
14. There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.-W. C. Fields
15. Drink ’til the ground looks blue.-Thomas Heywood
16. Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.-Thomas Fuller
17. One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.-James Thurber
18. Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.-F. Scott Fitzgerald
19. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin
20. Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money.-Mary Wilson Little
21. Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.-Robert A. Heinlein
22. If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.-Anonymous
23. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.-Benjamin Franklin
24. Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.-Philip Rosenthal
25. It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don’t see or care.-F. Scott Fitzgerald
26. Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples.-Warren Ellis
27. Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.-Louis Pasteur
28. Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.-Thomas Fuller