Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes

1. Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.-Glen Cook

 

2. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.-Rachel Caine

 

3. Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.-Ursula Le Guin

 

4. Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.-Tony Smite

 

5. Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.-Catherynne Valente

 

6. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.-Robert Orben

 

7. Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.-Harvey Mackay

 

8. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.-Winston Churchill

 

9. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.-Jim Davis

 

10. I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.-Suburban Men

 

11. It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.-Konrad Lorenz

 

12. Good morning is a contradiction of terms.-Jim Davis

 

13. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.-Anonymous

 

14. Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.-Gehenna Toss

 

15. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.-Punit Ghadge

 

16. Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?-J.R.R. Tolkien

 

17. Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.-Wayne Dyer

 

18. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.-Punit Ghadge

 

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